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...Hot. Hot. Itchy and hot. I need this fur off me. That feels good. That's rough. It's rough. Oh, yeah the hair is pulled off. Should I lick myself to clean the hair? No I have too much hair in my stomach. I need to cough it up. I can't even lick any more. I don't want to lick any more. My tongue is raw and dry. I want a brush. Where is those people, those humans? Maybe if I rub up against them or if I sit on them and leave a lot of my shedding hair behind they will brush me? Oh...If they brush me that will feel soooooo good right now. That will be so fun and soothing and good. I want the feeling of the brush. The hair will be gone. I won't be itch. There's a lap. I sit on her lap. I will take nap and purr and rub up against her. She has to see my hair. She likes to brush me. She will brush me. Ohhhh, I hope, I hope, I hope.
 
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Sleep Spot
Sleep. Where? Not there. That human baby will want to play. It likes to try to body slam me. Don't want it to. I want to sleep. I want to sleep some place warm. Everywhere cold. Cold. Cold. Cold. All this cold. Cold and I have to be laying on it. And I need to sleep. Sleep. Sleep. Sleep. Not enough naps. Not enough. Here? Here is warm. Here is enough space. Here baby human can't get. Here is good. What about that other? The one who swipes? ...Sleep. After sleep everything else is.
 
Baby Gate?
What's that? That. What's that and why is it there? A gate. A moving wall. How am I going to get up the stairs? Or how am I going to get down stairs after going up the stairs? Jump? I don't think so. I just don't think so. Not me. Well, maybe I could jump down. I can jump down, but jump up? I don't think so. No, that's just not something to do. No, no, no, no. I think I can get them to move it. I think the people will be moved. I just need to let it be known. Yes. That's true. We need it. We need to do it. They will. I just need to meow to move the moving wall.
 
I'M NOT FAT!
Fat. I'm not fat. I'm of size. I have some weight to love. There is more of me to pet. Fat! No, no. Not me. It's the fur. Notice how I am skinny after you brush. I need more brushing. More brushing because of my fur. Instead of brushing you call me fat. FAT! No fair. No fair and mean. Mean.
 
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